Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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