Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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