What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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