these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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