Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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