Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm getting married
To pizza
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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