Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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