It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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