Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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