dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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