there's paper in my vomit.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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