To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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