I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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