I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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