I bet he comes in French.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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