Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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