I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
