Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
