I saw his package. It spoke to me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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