Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I don't deserve a penis
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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