I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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