any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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