google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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