You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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