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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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