we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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