I'm so fucking centered right now
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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