i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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