chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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