I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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