What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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