This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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