Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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