these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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