At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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