it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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