I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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