He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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