it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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