I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
