I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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