I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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