you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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