Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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