I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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