you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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