Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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