am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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