How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
