I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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