Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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